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Le paon apporte une touche colorée et magique qui rend le message encore plus percutant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"824\"\u003eIdéal pour : faire rire, choquer avec humour, offrir un cadeau drôle et inattendu !\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"826\" data-end=\"913\"\u003eUn t-shirt qui mélange humour provocant, animaux et second degré pour un effet garanti.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"915\" data-end=\"987\"\u003e• 100 % coton filé à l’anneau\u003cbr data-start=\"944\" data-end=\"947\"\u003e• 153 g\/m²\u003cbr data-start=\"957\" data-end=\"960\"\u003e• Ruban d’épaule à épaule\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eTU VEUX GARDER TON TEE-SHIRT LONGTEMPS ? Lave le à 30° et à l’envers, comme tes intentions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ Note : La version blanche tire sur l’écru. 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